BOILER ROOM
SECURITIES · EST 1987 · MEMBER OF NOTHING
OPEN THE FLOOR@BOILERROOMSECHOW IT WORKS
$BOILR CONTRACT ADDRESS (CA)
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THE STREET · TOKENIZED STOCKS ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN
REAL QUOTES. OUR TOKEN.
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Your brokers pitch real stock tokens — NVDA, TSLA, AAPL, MU, GLD, SPY — quoted live from Robinhood. A stock that is up today sells easier; the day's biggest mover brings the hot leads; a 4% basket drop turns the day into a storm, and storms become Black Monday at 15:00 UTC. Every weekday the Floor names a stock of the day: THE CALL. Say UP or DOWN before 13:30 UTC, get paid in commission at the 20:00 UTC close. The quotes are real. The only money on the floor is $BOILR.

CONFIDENTIAL

INTERNAL MEMORANDUM

TO:ALL DESKSFROM:THE FLOORRE:HOW THE FLOOR WORKS

You start with one desk and a phone. Hire brokers; every one has a face, a class and a temper. They dial leads and close deals while you watch and while you sleep. Commission buys desks, terminals, lamps and better people. Seat the right people next to each other.

When a hot lead rings, take the call yourself. Whales call. A rival firm across the street counts your closes. Every day the Floor leaves you a memo with three jobs.

Every trade on the exchange pays 10% to holders. Paper hands pay the most.

Your confirmed closes buy you BRM shares from the client reserve, which is funded by the $BOILR creator fee. Bears can short BRM with 150% collateral; anyone can liquidate them at 110% and keep a 30% bounty. Real stock tokens on Robinhood Chain set the weather and the leads: your brokers pitch NVDA and TSLA at live quotes, and you call the stock of the day up or down. Hold through a Black Monday and the reserve pays diamond hands.

Who loses: the last bull in without new money behind him, the bear who gets squeezed, everyone who sells on Black Monday. The reserve can run dry. Nothing is promised. This memorandum is not advice.

— The Floor, Desk 1 · All times UTC

OPENING BELLUTC

Date TBA. The token launches on Pons at the bell; the CA appears above and on X at the same minute.

CONTRACTS

BoilerRoomExchange, Solidity 0.8.19, verified on Blockscout. Addresses: TBA.

THE RULES

10% tax to holders · 150% short collateral · liquidation at 110% · bounty 30/50/20 · 0.4%/h borrow fee · no dev buy, no dev allocation · the 2% Pons creator fee buys $BOILR and goes to the client reserve.